"Bunny Mays here! For a limited time offer of just three easy payments of $19.99, YOU can own your very own authentic Year of the Rabbit commemorative plate! Look at the craftsmanship here, folks! You cannot find this anywhere else, this is our exclusive, so act now!!"
"...And now, let me direct your attention to this Genuine Fake Pot o' Flowers! Look at this beauty, wow! This will just fill up a room... I don't know if you can see this, but I am standing almost at full height and this is still taller than me! Absolutely stunning, this is a can't miss!!"
:P Better call now!! :) This is Skyler, an adorable guy up for adoption through the Sacramento Chapter of the House Rabbit Society website. You can read more about him (on the bottom of the page) here! Good luck, bun bun :)