Fergus (dog): "Sooo... do you think I'll be in trouble for knocking over the trash and chewing through about half of it??"
Annabelle (bun): "Likely... I'm just hoping they notice that before they see the large chunk of wood I may have nibbled out of the kitchen chair leg..."
Fergus: "Hmm. Maybe we should lay low for a while, hide under the coffee table??"
Annabelle: "That might be best."