"Hi everyone!! Today I'm going to teach you how to make blackberry jam, right in your kitchen and even better than the stuff in the jar behind me! ...Okay, so first you need to prepare your blackberries, by, um... nibbling a little bit... ooo this is tasty... um, okay maybe just a little bit more, then we'll make the jam! ...Aaaand it's gone. Okay hmm, maybe I'll turn this into a tutorial on dramatic lipstick looks??"