"Hi there! Welcome to Lagamorph Linoleum! Are you trying to find a flooring option that your rabbit won't ruin? Try linoleum ! We have a wide range of attractive (and many unattractive) options, to suit anybun's taste! Do you like retro stamped fern looks? We've got it!
Fancy bank lobby-like terazzo? We've got it!
And how about your crazy old neighbor's mudroom? We've got that too!! So come on down and pick out your favorite faux floor today! Tell 'em the cutest bunny in the world sent you, and you'll get ten percent off and a carrot! *wink!*"
:P This is Titti (Italian for "Tweety," I believe), an adorable girl up for adoption with the Italian Chapter of the House Rabbit Society in Italy! You can find out more about her (in Italian) on their site here... good luck, girl!! :)