[shifts weight back and forth]
"Hmmm... okay, nice bounce here, and the fabric's very soft..."
"So, the cushions SEEM firm, but they need to hold up to the sporadic crazy-jump session. What can you tell me about the cushion material? What is the foam density? Are the springs eight-way, hand-tied or sinuous S-shaped?? As you can see, I've done my research... not gonna be sold just any old couch, it has to be the best!"
:P This adorable bunny boy is Buzz, and he's up for adoption with Cullen's Archangel RescuE, Inc. (CARE) in Columbia, SC. You can find out more about him on his Petfinder page here... they say he's a total love! He sounds very sweet. :) Good luck, Buzz!! Hope you find a new home with a fabulous couch soon...